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aidos amigos

Daylight Savings Debate

I don't care about it
My opinion is, if you want daylight savings, keep it throughout the WHOLE year.
I don't want to go and change my clock all the time.

Yes to me it is a pain in the ass and at times I dont even CHANGE my clock :)

and yes, no one cares about other people's opinions :)

adios amigos

My Challenge

I'm challenging myself to at least write something everyday. No matter how long or short it is, I shall try to write something in this blog everyday.

Today's one,

As if lose my midsemester test!

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New Phrase

Today is the day I am going to make this phrase famous.

お腹が怒るよ！

Note this date 12th May 2009

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Something New

Sorry for yesterday's rage! I have noticed that the last posts have been me raging. I have something new to show off :)

There is something new :) One day and there's barely any space left! It's what happens when music plays a major part in your life ;)

People have been telling me that there has to be emotions within a blog, but isn't random rambling good enough? It's too hard for me to make everything I say symbolic and I think it just makes people work hard to try to understand what you are saying. In addition to that, there is always that chance of misinterpretation.

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Something Smells Like Up Dog!

Serious, what is up? It has been my first blog since Valentines Day and many things have happened. One major issue I would like to bring up is something I value a lot in my life. It is something called 'friendship'. I know what friendship to means to me, but what does it mean to other people? I'm not a person who spends time pondering about things like this, but recently it has been on my mind.
I'm wondering why this is happening. Am I not giving everyone enough attention? Have I lost interest in everyone? Honestly, I don't give a rat's ass. I know I am doing the right thing. I'm not being a self centered b*stard, I'm just not going to be pushed around. All this time I've been listening and taking in everything. Do you think it's fair? NO! People may say, "You don't have time for your friends anymore" or somewhere along the same lines as that. My response to that is, I don't have freaking time for myself. I give everyone the same attention and if people are not happy with that, sorry to say this but too bad. I'm not asking people to feel sympathy for me because I'm still happy as ever but just chill. Stop thinking about yourself and bring a selfish bum! If you are so stubborn to see your own fault, I wish you a good life and farewell!
Please don't make me sick of people.

adios amigos

Perth Drivers Suck?

Happy Valentines Day to everyone out there with a date :) and Happy S.A.D day to the rest :) aka. Singles Awareness Day! WOOO! I reckon, this day is full of joy and also there's a chance where it is full of sadness :) why am I smiling?

Anyway, I am probably going to spend this year's Valentines Day at home. I'm still happy with that. I am able to enjoy the day with friends :)

But yes, as most would know, I'm not really a fan of lovey dovey stuff unless it involves me LOL (I joke) but I give allowance to this sort of thing on this day :) So ENJOY IT WHILE YOU CAN before I start shunning people again! LOL

Another thing happening at the moment, does anyone have any GOOD news? I've been bombarded with all these stories and they just seem so depressing. Fair enough, I'm willing to help, but when a conversation is always depressing, it's quite off putting. Just to get the record straight, I'm still willing to help people :)

One last thing (I think), I have come to conclusion that people who drive a car, in this day and age, TOTALLY SUCK! Ok I might not be the best driver in the world, but I can say that there are whole lot more people who are worse than me!

1. A 80km per hour zone is NOT and I repeat NOT a 100km per hour zone.

There are just far too many people who are on the freeway who drive so close to my ass when I'm clearly going 85km per hour already! Just because you are at my ass doesn't mean I'm going to go faster. If anything, I'll go slower so you get pissed off and crash!

2. A 100km per hour zone is NOT a 80km per hour zone.

WTF right!?!?!?! For real, you drivers are idiots. First you are pestering me to go faster aka. speed over the limit, then when it goes 100km, I just speed past all you losers! It's just... umm how can I put this? STUPID!

3. Drivers do not know how to merge lanes properly.

Far too many people come to a halt when merging lanes. Obviously, you either speed up or slow down. If the car in front of you is a slow ass, then you will have to slow too, but don't slow to the point where 50 billion cars can go in front of you.

4. We have imdicators for a reason.

I don't give a crap if no one is around you, go ahead don't use your indicator, but do you wish cars to crash into you or get hell pissed at you when you obviously want to turn but your indicator isn't on. You are just going to cause confusion and a crash is going to occur. (This isn't a big issue, but I just have noticed it)

5. Get the *BEEP* away from my car's ass

GET LOST! SERIOUSLY! The closer you come, the slower I go. Come closer and I will scare the crap out of you. Not being sexist or anything, but the main problem here are those stupid agressive young female drivers who think they are hot shit in their small cars, which they think are cute. Grow up?

There are a few more but they just dont come to mind.
Besides the rantings :) I hope people had a great day!
Please do leave comments on what you did for Valentines Day :)
If you leave comments, I will be happy LOL

adios amigos

I Need a Haircut

Well as many of you DON'T know, I worked at Big Day Out yesterday. I would like to call it something that was not extremely pleasing. First of all, WALKING to the entrance, was attacked by many bogan white guys. It's quite ridiculous. Have that not seen an Asian before? Even worse, have they not seen an Asian who was born in Australia?! Is is so hard to distinguish between us? Hehe. But yea, got to the entrance for staff and was like, hmmm gate 4, closed.... f*ck?' but no, it was not closed, it was just in some tiny corner where it was covered by bushes. Smart place. Well, signed in, and was told to sit down, with like 100 billion other people. I looked like a total douche, it was like 30+ degrees and I had to wear all black, not only that, I was wearing long pants while everyone was wearing shorts. Smart move Matt. Anyway, sitting down, everyone in their little groups, me in my three man group :) me, myself and I and all of a sudden, some car alarm went off in the hall and was going on for a good 20mins. I could have shot it to turn it off lol, but as Australians, we just closed a blind eye and pretended it wasn't going off. When we were called, the man said, "alright, all those people who have been here since 10.30 please stand over there". HOLY F*CKING SH*T! PEOPLE HAD BEEN THERE SINCE 10.30! That is crazy, I just got there, and the air wasn't exactly cool. But long story short, I tried to make get a shift because I was NOT going to wait :P

So we had to walk to the OTHER side of the showgrounds. Great move. It took about 10 mins to walk through drunk people without shirts. I mean, I like to see topless people but not from men LOL! But yes, got to my place, and I was just looking at the crowds. My eyes were like O_O because there were just so many bogans wanting alcohol LOL! I can tell you right now, those supervisors were pretty shit. They just went to me, "ok you work here" then they walk off. I mean wtf man. Yes I'm a stocker, but what do I do? That's like -17 poimts for Big Day Out. Anyway, finally figured what to do, which was to just stock drinks and ice. It was all good until the next shift people came in. "WHY" I ask myself! EVERYTIME I WORK WITH A RECRUITMENT AGENCY THERE IS ALWAYS ONE DUMB F*CK WHO DOES SH*T ALL WORK! Ok this one was REALLY weird. She was a brunette chick who was tall, but I think her hands were cripple or some sh*t because she would walk around with her hands like a cripple! Also, she kept chucking ice in tubs that already had too much ice in. Also, when she was putting drinks in, she did it HELL slow! Alright, new, I'll give her a chance, but WTF! At the end of the night, she was taking like 3x as long to open the smirnoff 6 pack. And also, she would put in the TEDs ONE BY ONE! She also had some dumb look on her face and would walk around as if she had all the time in the world! This is while everyone is running everywhere trying to get stuff. Oh, also, at the end of the night, she would try to chat with all the guys! Everyone is using both hands, she uses like one finger! We were meant to shut at 10.30 but because of that stupid girl, we shut later because she kept getting boxes of alcohol fillling up! *sigh* That's enough about her.

So working right, you would expect to hear some good music. You are wrong, I heard like 3 bands playing at once and it was just one big jumble to the ears. There were 3 bands that stood out. One was Pendulum, Living End and Arctic Monkeys. But we were working too hard to look at them on the big screen =\ Oh funny thing is, while working, I still managed to see a few people :P I first saw some guys from my high school :P and then I saw Michelle and Andrew :D Funny seeing them, because I hadn't seen them for such a long time. There were these stupid girls who were asking if they could have a chip from every person who walked along there.

Anyway, my break was lonesome again, and walking back was approached by many people asking about first aid. I don't know where the first aid is, I think people are going to get screwed for not telling staff where first aid was. Walking back from my break, some bogan chick goes to me "where are you going in such a hurry?" I got freaked man. She looked like one of those crazy witches LOL! Some other dude approached me asking where first aid is because his friend was dying or some sh*t like that. I directed him to one of those people wearing fluro shirts.

Throughout the day, I saw more than 4 people try to steal alcohol! I'm just thinking, you guys are hell idiots. They would jump the fence, go in the freezer and fully chuck it over the fence and jump over again. There were shit loads of people trying to steal alcohol at the end of the night. The last one I saw, my supervisor was there too, and he full pushed the guy into the fence. LOL! Hell funny I reckon, I was actually laughing. Well it was time for me to leave but I wanted to make sure that there was no more trouble, so I waited 1 hour to get picked up.

That was my day :)
I think

adios amigos

I Haven't Been Gone Long :)

Well, actually nothing REALLY interesting has been happening recently.
All I have been doing is, Beach, Photography, A.S.I.A Magazine, Gears of War 2, Zelda on DS.
That's right. Well I can tell you about the beach. Went with Kevin Koo and it was a gay experience... NOT homosexual gay! Gosh, you retard. It was fun, but there was a sense of gayness in the water. There was some African-American dude (he was super dark) and some white dude with hair that's falling off and they were trying to catch a wave. And the African-American dude said to the other guy, "Oh, are you trying to catch a wave? If want to catch one, hold my hand". Kevin Koo and I were like O_O and looked at each other and swam away! By the way, these two guys came together too.

My photography hasn't been very interesting recently, I should just go out in the evening when the sun is redish, orangish and take snapshots at the bushland around my house >.< But Zahin, Dim and I had a photography session, which was interesting, but not interesting enough to put up :)

A.S.I.A Magazine! What can I say? A super, awesome, funkalicious magazine, created by Steph Li and ME! Kudos to Steph for still helping me with the magazine even though she is overseas :D But after a lot of work... well not really... it is finally completed and I am quite proud of it :D I just wish we could of had more pages.

Gears of War 2... COMPLETED! Only on casual though...
The ending was pretty crap to be honest, I was expecting something different. It was hell anti-climatic, I think that's how you spell it.

Meh, I have passed it already, but I'm just playing it again for the sake of it.
WHY AM I PLAYING GAMES ANYWAY?! I should bake cookies like Noelle! Or even better... make my awesome ice cream that tastes like poo! LOL! Anyone want some?

Aussie day is coming up, we'll see what happens :)

Dinger here Dinger there Dinger everywhere

I'm off my P's!

deviantART

http://helpmattgetphat.deviantart.com

Flickr is too limited for me :)

This is the result of 2 consecutive days of staying at home.

Adios Amigos

*Pop* Goes the Tire

Many things can happen in two days. I splashed around in water AGAIN! Making it 4 times playing with water in one week. And we watched Tropic Thunder. I believe it was funny, but I think I'll have to watch it again due to the lake of consciousness while watching it, meaning, I was relatively tired.

Sunday was interesting, I managed to drive down to Atwell to take some portrait photos of a model. It was interesting to see the preparation to the final product. This included make up and hairstyling. I actually wouldn't be surprised if models did feel a bit strange wearing the make up on a night out. My photos didn't turn out the best, but a few I reckon are worth looking at. I won't post them up just yet, so don't get too eager :P

One thing I find really stupid is, one week before you are off your P's, you FINALLY figure out how to put the sticky P plates on the car. HOW LAME! They are so cool too! Oh well, I can only drive 7 more days till my P's are off, then say bye bye to them :)

One last thing, my relatives are off to Malaysia again, so, once again the house will be quieter >.< it was relatively fun :)

Stupid screw in the tire!

WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?!

Beached too much?
Sleep too little?
I am not sure.

Just came back from the beach AGAIN. This is the 3rd time I beached this week. After coming back from the 2nd trip, I came home with a serious blocked ear. I tried to depressurise my head and then all this yellow crap started dripping from my nose. What is it? I can guarantee you it is not booga. I also had a splitting headache after I woke up.

Anyway, on a lighter note, I shall be taking photos of a model on sunday, just for fun. I'm quite excited :) We'll have to see how it all turns out :)

WELCOME 2009

with maccas...

=D

How did YOU spend the first moments of 2009?
Please do leave a comment :) If you do, you will make me happy :)

Adios Amigos

38 Degree Weather?

Strangely enough, when I walked into work today, it was very similar to a furnace! That was quickly changed.
Honestly, I was expecting 38 degree weather to be a bit more extreme, but I'm not complaining :)

Anyway, I have yet again found ANOTHER joy in life! My tip to people will be, if you are really eager to try something, just go for it. For about a year, I have been wanting to use that boogieboard given to me from 'Uncle Sam' when he left for adelaide but have never had the guts to try because of the fear of looking like a total fool. Well, when you are wearing a rashy and holding a boogieboard under your arm, you look AWESOME! You must see me :D I joke. But it is surprisingly easy and surprisingly fun! But we must remember, it is surprisingly tiring too. Especially when the waves turn HELL random. But serious, whoever has a board... PLEASE COME TO THE BEACH WITH ME! I'm going again on new years day!

That reminds me... what should I do tomorrow? Happy New Years with who?
That is a mystery :)

Over and Out